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satan:let there be crocs

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via twisting187um)

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

(Source: graceslick-, via j-esus)

Walmart:Let's buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

(via allyouladiespopyopussylikedis)